Chat-up Lines

Life is a big jigsaw puzzle – and you are the missing piece.

When they made the alphabet – they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven? – when you left.

Is your dad an alien – because there is nothing else like you in this world!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? – [If yes] Take me home with you.

You look like my first wife. "Really? How many times have you been married?" Oh I'm still a bachelor.

I know why Solomon had 600 wives – because he never found you.

Was your father a thief? – 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

Is it hot in here – or is it you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? – [If no] Do you want to go upstairs and talk.

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she's leaving.......Hey! aren't you forgetting something? – [If What?] Me!

I miss my teddy bear. – Would you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Do you have a map? – Because, I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you sleep on your stomach? – [If no] can I?

I know milk does a body good, but you... – How much have you been drinking?

Are you free tonight – or will it cost me?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Do you believe in love at first sight? – or do I have to walk by again?

I want to check your shirt label to see – if you were made in heaven.

I have never seen you – on the cover of Vogue.

Did the sun come out? – or did you just smile at me?

It always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile – So, Would you smile for me?

I think I can die happy now – Because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were you arrested earlier? – It must be illegal to look that good.

3~5분 정도 매주 금요일 짧은 PT가 있어서 준비해 보았습니다. 금주의 주제는 "작업 멘트(?)" 입니다. ^^